Came here with a suitcase, left with stronger legs. No elevator? No problem—6 floors of cardio included!
Parking? Sure, if you enjoy paying €8/day to park at another hotel.
Room was a nostalgic trip to Yugoslavia. Door didn’t close, Wi-Fi worked part-time, and the shower turned the bathroom into a swimming pool.
No TV? They called it “economic.” No view? “Economic.” No light? Guess what—economic.
Staff experience: Turkish team = angels. Local team = "Why are you even here?" vibes. Oh, and they babysit your passport for a day.
Would I come back? Only if paid… in gold.